In 2009, supplement

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Supplement to the wise thoughts: After it has come for massive threats of numerous gangsters, here we extend our view of 2009 by an other entry (however, only under loud protest):

In March, 2009 the new-founded Gangsta party announces her participation in the coming parliamentary elections. Partei-Obergangsta Josef Gangstermann briefly explains the party programme: “We think that Gangsta like us have no lobby in Germany. There we must do what. Our party stands for sawed off shotguns, trained Dobermans and fully crass sock caps. Yes, we already think that we speak to the majority of the Germans from the heart. “Wir denken, dass Gangsta wie wir keine Lobby in Deutschland haben. Da müssen wir was tun. Unsere Partei steht für abgesägte Schrotflinten, abgerichtete Dobermänner und voll krasse Strumpfmützen. Ja, wir denken schon, dass wir der Mehrheit der Deutschen aus dem Herzen sprechen.

Recognition value makes a slip J. Gangstermann of the party symbol, the outstretched middle finger. “The outstretched middle finger is known first with most Germans from the everyday life, secondly many-sided applicable, for example, if it itches sometimes in a body opening, er, so in the nose or in such a way.” One wants to finance the party advertisement above all by massive driving of protection money. “Der ausgestreckte Mittelfinger ist erstens bei den meisten Deutschen aus dem Alltag bekannt, zweitens vielseitig einsetzbar, zum Beispiel, wenn es mal in einer Körperöffnung juckt, äh, also in der Nase oder so.” Die Parteiwerbung wolle man vor allem durch das massive Eintreiben von Schutzgeldern finanzieren.

The official party video gibts here.

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1 comment to “in 2009, supplement”

  1. So ists properly. Soi dobai with the Gangsterei.

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