Snow in Barcelona – survivors sighted

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Since today morning the chaos rules in Barcelona. White snowy masses fall from the grey, sombre sky and bury people under themselves. Of course Katastrofenalarm was released, schools was closed and the people were sent by the work home – with fatal results: Already shortly after the streets of the Catalan capital are blocked hopelessly, desperate drivers see no other way out, buckle before the creeping along vehicles and are slowly run over. Who does not want to set in the snow, flees in the putatively sure home or chooses also the releasing suicide. However, also at home nobody is protected against the snowy monster: The white masses push in the windows and run over avalanche-like the poor inhabitants of Barcelona. Natürlich wurde Katastrofenalarm ausgelöst, Schulen geschlossen und die Leute von der Arbeit nach Hause geschickt – mit fatalen Folgen: Schon kurz danach sind die Straßen der katalanischen Hauptstadt hoffnungslos verstopft, verzweifelte Autofahrer sehen keinen anderen Ausweg, werfen sich vor die dahinkriechenden Fahrzeuge und werden langsam überrollt. Wer nicht im Schnee untergehen will, flüchtet sich ins vermeintlich sichere Heim oder wählt ebenfalls den erlösenden Freitod. Doch auch zu Hause ist niemand vor dem Schneemonster geschützt: Die weißen Massen drücken die Fenster ein und überrollen lawinenartig die armen Bewohner Barcelonas.

Heroically and our bitter duty following we have ventured of course from our editorial staff bunker on the street, around the humanity overran a report of this mad event to. Indeed, we could find in the quite deserted streets of Barcelona only a survivor who was already absolutely snowbound, however. Under danger for own life our trainee shot this impressive photo which has burnt itself by now in our recollection. Unter Gefahr für das eigene Leben schoß unser Volontär dieses beeindruckende Foto, das sich schon jetzt in unsere Erinnerung gebrannt hat.

Bierspammer: The ugly brats behind the tasty barley juice

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"Beer, alcohol and getting drunk" - with Beer, Beer for everyone it goes, one may believe it hardly, around sausage beer. However, behind the friendly mask of the tasty barley juice is hidden the hideous brats of a Spammers. Between amusing and attractive small picture of blond, chill beauties in high glasses a link hides, of course absolutely insignificantly, to eBook. Who does not pay attention, and in the camouflage articles, exactly, beer, jocularly herumklickt, suddenly comes on a side on which one gets free as a consideration for his e-mail address magnificent eBook "The Beer Drinkers Guide to Losing Weight". Zwischen lustigen und attraktiven Bildchen von blonden, kühlen Schönheiten in hohen Gläsern versteckt sich, natürlich völlig unscheinbar, ein Link zu einem eBook. Wer also nicht aufpasst, und in den Tarnartikeln über, ja genau, Bier, lustig herumklickt, kommt plötzlich auf eine Seite, auf der man als Gegenleistung für seine E-Mail-Adresse das grandiose eBook “The Beer Drinkers Guide to Losing Weight” gratis bekommt.

However, we do not fall for this old boozer's trick experienced beer hares of course. We simply open a new tin to ourselves, download to us this eBook and ignore the filthy Bierspammer for the rest of our life. Cheers. Prost.

Brightly and thrilling: The Ku-Klux-Klan-Frühjahrskollektion

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Racists paid attention! Finally, the spring collection for Ku Klux clan is there. End with the vague unity-white. Brightly, thrilling and trendy the design of the masks which leaves no wishes with kleinschwänzigen small brains comes along. Schluss mit dem dumpfen Einheits-Weiß. Bunt, aufregend und trendy kommt das Design der Masken daher, das keine Wünsche bei kleinschwänzigen Kleinhirnen übrig lässt.

How insiders know of course, already for a long time the Ku Klux clan resides under the cloak of the so-called “Semana Santa ” in Spain and is active there furthermore quite successfully (above all round the Easter time). And exactly there, on the Iberian peninsula, the presentation of the exceedingly attractive collection soon takes place. As one hears, noble materials for the white woman from should be also present today. Investigativ, as usual, we have shot of course already before the fashion show which starts at the end of March in several Spanish towns at the same time some exclusive photo of the Ku-Klux-Klan-Frühjahrskollektion. Lean back and enjoy. Wie man hört, sollen auch edle Stoffe für die weiße Frau von heute dabei sein. Investigativ wie immer haben wir natürlich schon vor der Modeschau, die Ende März in mehreren spanischen Städten zeitgleich startet, ein paar exklusive Foto der Ku-Klux-Klan-Frühjahrskollektion geschossen. Zurücklehnen und genießen.

The art de Nichtbloggens or "How to create traffic without content"

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Too much it is talked on the Internet, is drivelled, rumgebäbbelt, and everybody may deliver according to desire and mood his extremely undecisive opinion – headword Twitter. We say from chusmania.com: “End with it!”. These whole unnützigen contents which interest, actually, anyhow no sow this web 2.0 nonsense, all this hypocritical Content, all this has to leave. Now, immediately and generally. “Schluss damit!”. Diese ganzen unnützigen Inhalte, die eigentlich sowieso keine Sau interessieren, dieser Web-2.0-Blödsinn, all dieser scheinheilige Content, all das muss weg. Jetzt, sofort und überhaupt.

We propagate Internet Free of Content. And have of course already the solution for all marketing and SEO people ready who ask themselves now: But how do we get then Traffic on our side – does go then without contents? Of course this goes. Aber wie bekommen wir denn Traffic auf unsere Seite – geht das denn ohne Inhalte? Natürlich geht das.

In ours extremely free eBook "How to create traffic without content" - ”Traffic without contents generate” we indicate easy means and ways as one leads contents Traffic without end on own web page without one single line. With our method developed in the confidential lab you will hardly be able to escape before users on your side. Simply eBook downloaden and to themselves please about millions Pageviews – without having to stir even the finger. Einfach das eBook downloaden und sich über Millionen Pageviews freuen – ohne auch nur den Finger rühren zu müssen.

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National profundities among the people brought: Eat

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“It is happy, who verfrisst what is not to be drunk. (donlui, certificated diet adviser, fortune cookie and of course Spotify fan)

Scandal in Spain: Head of government Zapatero embezzles tax money

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The fact that head of government of Spain José Luis Zapatero is a good-for-nothing, left demagog and of course a corrupt child abuser, followers of the Spanish Nazi party PP have always known Nazi party. Also the fact that Prime Minister Zapatero has to answer for the crisis in the Einzelen as well as also in the Allgmeinen, is as clear to a population portion becoming greater and greater as the cold beer in the bar. Auch dass Ministerpräsident Zapatero die Krise im Einzelen sowie auch im Allgmeinen zu verantworten hat, ist einem immer größer werdenden Bevölkerungsanteil so klar wie das kalte Bier in der Kneipe.

We of Chusmania as known opportunists jump up of course swiftly on the Zapatero Bashing train and present the probably biggest scandal which the Iberier have experienced since the suicide Francos: José Luis Zapatero, nice guy from next door, the Bambi of the politics wood, this Zapatero embezzles tax money. The latest proof: Zapatero has hung outside on his hard guarded apartment in the city in Madrid a shield at cost of 2.34 million euros, on the arrogant Schnösel his names has printed – to say only around the world: Here I live, your jobless tramp. Der jüngste Beweis: Zapatero hat außen an seine schwer bewachte Stadtwohnung in Madrid eine 2,34 Millionen Euro teures Schild gehängt, auf dem der eingebildete Schnösel seinen Namen hat drucken lassen – nur um der Welt zu sagen: Hier wohne ich, Ihr arbeitslosen Penner.

Exclusively and only for this modest Blog we have sent off our 10 outside reporters to take a photo of the scandal sign. And of course in order to question Zapatero about this prodigious waste of public money. Zapatero can be denied by his dickbrüstigen speaker, we have brought a photo in spite of big opposition. Look, excite, Nazis PP choose. Zapatero ließ sich von seiner dickbrüstigen Sprecherin verleugnen, ein Foto haben wir trotz großer Widerstände mitgebracht. Anschauen, aufregen, PP Nazis wählen.

Marketing (again)

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On topical occasion and because it is good over and over again: Bill Hicks on marketing (with free and of course more free of charge German translation under the video)

Now, should work one of you in the marketing or in the advertisement, kills you. Thank you, thank you. Only a small thought, I want to wake up here a few ideas. Maybe fruchten them one day. I do not know. You can try it. You know what you are able to do. Kills you. But really if you work in the marketing, it acts. Really, there is no rational explanation for what you do, you are the assistants of the devil, OK? Nur ein kleiner Gedanke, ich will hier ein paar Ideen wecken. Vielleicht fruchten sie eines Tages.  Ich weiß nicht. Ihr könnt es versuchen. Ihr wisst, was ihr könnt. Bringt euch um. Aber wirklich, wenn ihr im Marketing arbeitet, tut es.  Wirklich, es gibt keine rationale Erklärung für das was ihr tut, ihr seid die Helfer des Teufels, OK?

Kills you, seriously. You ruin all the best. Seriously, no, this is no joke. “And now there comes a joke …” There comes no damned joke, her brood of the devil, to her the world with bile and mud vollmüllt, you are so broken and you break us, kill yourselves, it is the only way to save your damned souls. Kills you, kills you, kills yourselves. Im Ernst, nein, das ist kein Witz. “Und jetzt kommt ein Witz…” Es kommt kein verdammter Witz, ihr Brut des Teufels, die ihr die Welt mit Galle und Dreck vollmüllt, ihr seid so kaputt und ihr macht uns kaputt, bringt euch um, es ist der einzige Weg, eure verdammten Seelen zu retten. Bringt euch um, bringt euch um, bringt euch selbst um.

Ideas wake up.

“If you know what Bill just makes, he makes just dollar with indignation, this is a big deal, many people feel this indignation, we have made a study, big market. He makes a good thing.” Goddamned, this I do not act, her dirty bastards, hear to stick on a dollar sign on every damned thing on this planning!” Gottverdammt, das tue ich nicht, ihr Drecksäcke, hört auf ein Dollar-Schild auf jedes verdammte Ding auf diesem Planten zu kleben!

More original texts of Bill Hicks here.

iPad iExperten iTalk: Why iBier is able more than iPad (with video!))

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iPad, iPod, iPad. Free of charge and for free. Heavyweight of the IT industry discusses: Chusmaniac of the Holo deck and Frank Marketing of the web 3.0-Blog Viva España point to the world once more where the hammer iPad hangs. Exclusive video-world premiere only here, and of course also here, Schwergewichte der IT-Industrie diskutieren: Chusmaniac vom Holo-Deck und Frank Marketing vom Web 3.0-Blog Viva España zeigen der Welt mal wieder, wo der Hammer der iPad hängt. Exklusive Video-Weltpremiere nur hier, und natürlich auch hier,

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Television commercials: Crazy youth

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